Eating is Everything!

So I finally have something to write about it my blog!!!!! Aren't you so happy! All two of you that read this. I have been to my share of doctors and I hate going because they never treat me like a person and just tell me I need to lose weight. Well my goodness I had no idea I needed to lose weight! I've only had 12 other people tell me that. I just think they are mean and so busy that they don't see the big picture. anyway so my mom found a Doctor that works in her building and she was impressed when she talked to her. She really seemed like someone who cares about her patients. So last week I went to her and she said that I am the kind of person that has a hard time losing weight and that for my stomach she wanted to put me on a special diet. one that detoxes the system. so I was like what is so special about it? Well I can't have Wheat, Dairy, Corn, Soy, or preservatives for two weeks.

WWWWWHHHHHATTTTT?????

That's like EVERYTHING!!! so she gives me a packet of what I can and can't eat and some recipes I should try to make during the two weeks.

Well its almost a been a week and let me tell you I want to die!!! its so hard when you can't eat anything so I have been eating fruit and veggies and weird crap called Moki and stevea. I have never head of any of this crap! Then going to the health food store was like entering another dimension where everything tasted bad and all the people looked mad and unhappy. or at least that's how I felt.
OK its been hard yes but I know its good for me but I can't watch TV commercials cause they all have food and I want to sneak out and go to the drive thorough. and my sister has to eat at a different time then me because she can eat anything and be skinny all the time. oh that really burns my cookies........ yummy cookies ..... no summer no!!!

OK where was I? oh yes the diet and let me tell you fiber doesn't fill you up. I can eat and eat but I am never full and I am always hungry my stomach hasn't stopped growling since Sunday. (At least fast Sunday won't be so hard this month.)

oh and let me tell you about the recipes she gave us. my mom made this special salad dressing I could have and it is so gross it always makes my stomach lurch but I am so hungry I eat it anyway. then she makes this Cinnamon bread. I usually hate Cinnamon bead but I was so hungry and wanted something soft to chew. it was actually really good! I was so happy! for the first time something tasted good! I also tried to make my own spaghetti sauce and it was OK but it had a weird after taste. I was never very good at cooking. and then I tried last night to make an Applesauce Bread. I was so excited to eat it. when it came out of the oven I cut a piece straight away and took a huge bite. oh my gosh it tastes like FEET!!!! yuck!! patooooy! oh yuck. It was so gross ! oh this whole pan was a waste cause there was no way I am eating that. when my mom came home I didn't tell her it was gross I wanted to see if she said it was good cause she likes to fake me out and tell me it taste good so I will some how change my mind if she likes it. the look on her face when she had a piece was priceless!!! she hated it too! and she threw the whole thing out.

so I have no idea how i am going to survive the rest of the week. just pray for me.