Project No way!

So I love watching reality TV shows! and one of my favorite shows is Project Runway. My sister made we watch an episode with her half way into the second season. I loved it! It was a show about how creative and different people could be with fashion. Now I am not anyone that knows a lot about fashion, but I did take a fashion design class in high school and I must say a lot of people like what I came up with.

Anyway the Fifth season of Project Runway is coming to a close and I hate everyone left! Its so sad but no one is very strong and all of their type of style is lame. Let me just go through and explain my thought process to you before you get all mad at me.

First let's start with the one that I least hate. (don't worry there is only four people left on the show)

This is Leanne

Leanne believe it or not is from California, I think she is the sweetest out of all the people this season and has a nice smile but really, if she is going to be a fashion designer, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR! I mean in this picture it looks like she at least tried to do something to it but really sweetie the bangs are so ugly on you, and it looks like you have thin hair like mine and you could really use the extra hair. Man also those old lady glasses have to go. Ever heard of contacts? oh back to fashion, I think Leanne has won at least one challenge so far, and has really come along way from this.......

to this.....

She has really improved but like on that shiny brown dress she likes to put weird shapes on this. hopefully she will listen to Tim Gunn when he says its to much.

Our next contestant is.....

Jerell!

Now he is a little more then I can handle sometimes but he too has improved but I hate everything he has put out. And for some reason he keeps winning. It just blows my mind. I wonder if the TV is distorting what I am seeing really badly because his designs are tacky and, for a nice word, Gross. Here are some designs that either won or came in a close second.

Ok see I have a big problem with the one on the right. (your right not my right, work with me people) because it is a girl who just graduated from college and is going out into the world to find a job, so the Mother wanted to give them a makeover. First of all the dress is to short to be wearing at a place of business, the color is so boring, he has a weird leafy mesh thing under the cami that bugs me and is that or is that not a mullet? Can I just not see right? do I need new contacts? I just don't think its cute at all! She also looks like her arms were glued to her sides. On a lighter note she has nice legs!

Oh and I threw this in because I think it is soo funny! The challenge was to make an outfit for the Athletes when they walk in the stadium at the Olympics. Now I don't know about you but that just SCREAMS American Athlete. Don't you think? I mean seriously. seriously?

Ok now here are the winners that Have gone and made me blog. the ones that I can't stand!

This is Korto

Now she has some really good designs, and can make a great dress but Man! is she whinny and mean! She always talks behind peoples backs about how she should win and she is so awesome and she really is the best ever! Goodness if she could marry her designs she would! And with all that she has this awful mono-tone voice that has an annoying scratchy sound that makes the hairs on my neck stand up. uuugghhhh! so really I think she should be in the top three to go to Bryant Park, I just hate her personality. like a lot.

The Fourth and last person that I have really come to hate IS..................KENLEY!

Words cannot express the hate I have for her. I hate her so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breaths- heaving breaths. Heaving breath... (love that show). She is so mean and snotty. She laughs all the time and not in a cute way, and she said that another designer was her friend and when he said that he had great taste (which he didn't that's

why he is no longer on the show) to the judges, she laughed at him! What kind of a friend does that? and She thinks that her taste is Fabulous and man is she way off!

So this challenge was to make an outfit out of car parts and to


be creative. So she made the vest out of leather from the seat


and the belt from a seat belt, and I think the white is out of


some other fabric, I really don't know. but the little tutu thing is


air filters that she decided to draw a zebra print on. yuck.


I just hate that air filter I think it would be a cute design if she

didn't have a zebra print tutu around her waist. is that really to


much to ask that she take that off?

Oh this one she had to team up with another designer that was kicked off

and they had to do a design that went with the sign Aquarius. Let me ask


you, do you see Aquarius in this design? Cause to me this poor model looks

like a giant bow standing in a flower bed. And she was mad that she was in

the bottom three. you have got to be kidding me. Tasty? I think not.

And Last, this is her interpretation of Hip Hop Style. Wow.

When Tim came in and told her he thought it didn't look at all like Hip Hop,

she got all up ons, and freaked out and said that Tim had no idea what Hip

Hop was. I was so mad. "You can't talk to Tim Gunn that way!" I yelled at

the TV screen. It was also funny that they other designers were like "she is

suppose to be doing Hip Hop but I don't know what that is." but know one

was really willing to step forward and say that. But still she missed the mark again and she is still

on the show. If she wins the whole show I might just pull my hair out. I really will.